BREAKING NEWS

From the newsroom at CNN:

Second Life affair ends in divorce

This pig. Thinks he can cheat on his virtual/real wife online? With a virtual prostitute! Rumor has it he has virtual gonorrhea now. Go figure.

Real kicker is the last line:

Taylor is now in a new relationship with a man she met in the online roleplaying game World of Warcraft.

I think I know that guy! For more virtual fun, start dating online now!

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