Friday, September 26, 2008

Debate tonight

I'm well aware the few people who actually read this space probably do not have the same passion for politics that I do.
So, in the interest of trying to write something someone will actually read, I'm going to try to make the first presidential debate interesting by adding a bit of fun to the proceedings.
Specifically, heavy amounts of booze.
In probably my worst decision since whatever the hell happened last weekend, I'm going to play a debate drinking game and write down my thoughts as I go along.  Whatever I write, I'll post here on the blog.  I can't promise I'll get it up there tonight though, because judging by the rules, I'll probably black out before 10 p.m.
The debate is 90 minutes long and starts at 9 p.m.
My rules are as follows, borrowed and modified from this guy's blog.
Take a drink when...
  • When someone says "change," "hope," or "maverick."
  • When someone says "I voted for/against" or "He voted for/against"
  • When McCain mentions his POW experience
  • Whenever McCain says "my friends"
  • Whenever Obama compares McCain to Bush
  • Whenever Obama talks about "his story"
  • Whenever either one claims to be bipartisan
  • Whenever someone utters the "Main Street...Wall Street" line (I live a few blocks over from Main Street so I guess I'm fucked either way)
  • Whenever someone says 700 billion
  • Whenever one of them lies (I'll be the judge)
Chug a beer when...
  • Sarah Palin is mentioned by name
  • McCain clearly loses his temper
  • If Obama messes up so bad it makes me want to chug a beer
I can't promise this will be coherent, or even fun to read.  But I can promise you I'll have a good time doing it.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shits boring yo. McCain is making me fall asleep. Obama keeps yelling CHANGE! Why can't Bill Maher moderate one of these things.

Anonymous said...

I hope that you got really really drunk. I can't wait to read the actual story. Seriously.